im too cute to suck dick
Aint too cute to get left
(Source: shego)--- 1 day ago --- 2,159 notes ---
Our entire world history nailed.
Things which remain consistant - Sex, death and war.
Not bad for a partial history lesson. Not bad at all.
(Source: drrestless)--- 3 days ago --- 285,220 notes ---
wow i need this relationship
(Source: sorrynotsoorry)--- 3 days ago --- 251,210 notes ---
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ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way
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hello friends britney is here
goodbye friends britney is gone
whatd u say bitch
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THIS IS HOW I KNOW I AM MARRYING THE RIGHT MAN OMFG HE CAME HOME AND JUST GAVE THIS TO ME AND I AM CRYING BC HE KNOWS ME SO WELL OMG SOMEBODY HELP
your man just got away with getting you a 4 dollar gift. I want you to love yourself gurl
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me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool
school office: why
me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever
school office: u are lying
school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off