You see, I’m a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite, and gunpowder, and gasoline!
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fucking ready for those pancakes
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i’ve never understood why ‘manslaughter’ is the name for a lesser charge than murder.
manslaughter sounds like you fuckin chopped someone into pieces with a rusty axe and fed them to your dog.
when albums have songs that fade into each other
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Bath mat turns red when wet.
I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them.
Then wait for the screams of terror.
I need this for my evil shenanigans.
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Selena Gomez at the Versace Fashion Show 2013
are we really gonna focus on Selena or are we gonna talk about the guy next to her because yoooo.
That’s Collin from awkward
MUTHA FUCKIN COLLIN>
nah lets keep talkin about selena